Are you tired of being cornered by people who just love sharing every little boring detail about their lives? If only there was a way to let them know you're not interested in their dull stories.
Oh, wait. There is a way, and the solution is this simple patch that you can place on your commonly used personal items. Cool Story Bro moved from the streets to the internet, becoming a widespread popular meme. At first glance, the phrase seems complimentary to the hapless storyteller but it's dripping with sarcasm. By turning this phrase into an attractive patch made from quality materials, you can put it to good use in all sorts of uncomfortable situations.
Apply this fun patch to a favorite jacket and become a walking billboard for your cause of avoiding dull storytelling as much as humanly possible. As soon as a person's story becomes boring, simply point to the patch and make your escape. This patch can also work with backpacks and all sorts of fabric bags and cases.
Iron On Patch
2.375"H x 2.25"W